How will parents explain?

[Hamble]

Amazon Prime delivers the children's Christmas presents.

[said]

Amazon Prime delivers the children's Christmas presents.

Because of the huge increase in the population Santa's work shop was not large enough so Santa took over Amazon. Amazon became a subsidiary of Santa's Grotto. All the workers in the warehouses are dressed in green outfits with red hats - they have to use pogo sticks to reach the top shelves. (Apologies to Amazon workers) Santa still calls by houses in his sleigh to ensure all the deliveries have arrived and to pick up his own little gifts - but he also drives a Coca Cola lorry to carry excess presents.

[Hamble]

Because of the huge increase in the population Santa's work shop was not large enough so Santa took over Amazon. Amazon became a subsidiary of Santa's Grotto. All the workers in the warehouses are dressed in green outfits with red hats - they have to use pogo sticks to reach the top shelves. (Apologies to Amazon workers) Santa still calls by houses in his sleigh to ensure all the deliveries have arrived and to pick up his own little gifts - but he also drives a Coca Cola lorry to carry excess presents.

Is Santa still registered as a nom dom or will he be doing a Sefton Council?

[Ceam]

Do your parcels from Amazon not come in little brown boxes?

[Hamble]

Do your parcels from Amazon not come in little brown boxes?

Yes.
My television adverts come unannounced.

[Ceam]

Yes.
My television adverts come unannounced.

And this is the first year you have noticed adverts on the T.V. ?

[Toodles McGinty]

Does Santa pay as much tax as Amazon?

[Hamble]

And this is the first year you have noticed adverts on the T.V. ?

Yes I do believe this is the first year I have noticed that Father Prime so brazenly announces his role in Christmas gifts.