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    How will parents explain?

    Amazon Prime delivers the children's Christmas presents.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamble View Post
    Amazon Prime delivers the children's Christmas presents.
    Because of the huge increase in the population Santa's work shop was not large enough so Santa took over Amazon. Amazon became a subsidiary of Santa's Grotto. All the workers in the warehouses are dressed in green outfits with red hats - they have to use pogo sticks to reach the top shelves. (Apologies to Amazon workers) Santa still calls by houses in his sleigh to ensure all the deliveries have arrived and to pick up his own little gifts - but he also drives a Coca Cola lorry to carry excess presents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by said View Post
    Because of the huge increase in the population Santa's work shop was not large enough so Santa took over Amazon. Amazon became a subsidiary of Santa's Grotto. All the workers in the warehouses are dressed in green outfits with red hats - they have to use pogo sticks to reach the top shelves. (Apologies to Amazon workers) Santa still calls by houses in his sleigh to ensure all the deliveries have arrived and to pick up his own little gifts - but he also drives a Coca Cola lorry to carry excess presents.
    Is Santa still registered as a nom dom or will he be doing a Sefton Council?

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    Do your parcels from Amazon not come in little brown boxes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ceam View Post
    Do your parcels from Amazon not come in little brown boxes?
    Yes.
    My television adverts come unannounced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamble View Post
    Yes.
    My television adverts come unannounced.
    And this is the first year you have noticed adverts on the T.V. ?

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    Does Santa pay as much tax as Amazon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ceam View Post
    And this is the first year you have noticed adverts on the T.V. ?
    Yes I do believe this is the first year I have noticed that Father Prime so brazenly announces his role in Christmas gifts.

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