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  1. 13/11/2017 05:39 PM #1
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    If you make alligations,

    Are you an alligator?





    Sorry heard this at work and thought it was so funny.
    Devil in disguise,
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    Probably if you spell it like that!
    I may be old but I ain't stupid..!!!
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    There is a seller on ebay advertising a vintage doll as 'hard plastic possibly cellulite'.
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    Do blow-up crocodiles pose a security risk?
    On Yer Bike!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The PNP View Post
    Do blow-up crocodiles pose a security risk?

    Allegedly
    Please be aware that due to visual impairment I will occasionally post typos in error.
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    Interesting fact I read the other day ...

    To tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile just wait and see which one you see in a while and which one you see later!

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