Conspiracy Theories

[Toodles McGinty]

...they need to ask themselves questions like why did the most protected video camera fitted building in the world not capture any footage of its attack that suggests anything more than a small missile hit it when you are on at least 20 cameras when you walk into Asda...

I imagine the CCTV cameras on upper floors are there to watch the inside of the building.

Don't most CCTV cameras point towards the ground?

Mine do, as I'm not expecting any criminals to parachute in to burgle us.

yes also agreed to Obama's False Birth Certificate.

I'm probably going to regret asking this, but why on earth would they need to fake Obama's birth certificate? What was so special about him that they needed to install him as President even if he was born outside of the US?

[salus.populi]

“Nonesense”. The irony.

I think he means nonce sense. See adrenochrome and pizzagate.

[salus.populi]

In which section of the chart would the following be placed and what term would it be given?...

Insert Great Replacement Theory in the Antisemitic point of no return section.

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Can't resist putting in Disaster Capitalists and Boris the puppets's handler especially when he got sacked, Emu sacks Rod Hull sprung to mind

[Toodles McGinty]

Can't resist putting in Disaster Capitalists and Boris the puppets's handler especially when he got sacked, Emu sacks Rod Hull sprung to mind

Wow, obsessed with your beloved AND me aren't you? Like a stalker.

Still can't get your head round Disaster Capitalists?

Or just refuse to accept it?

Bless.

As for your beloved, he's been doing SO well since Dom left that journalists are asking 'is everything alright with the PM?'.

Fancy trying to hijack another thread with your obsession. Move on.

[Desert Region]

Insert Great Replacement Theory in the Antisemitic point of no return section.

I was noticing there was an imperfect overlap with White Genocide (which already features on the chart), but yes, I see you're right. Great Replacement Theory is a more precise fit.

[Desert Region]

i imagine the cctv cameras on upper floors are there to watch the inside of the building.

Don't most cctv cameras point towards the ground?

Mine do, as i'm not expecting any criminals to parachute in to burgle us.

[Desert Region]

I guess they'll be people who simultaneously believe that Nazis landed on the moon, while also believing that the NASA moon landings were faked.

[Desert Region]

I thought you supported a 'whiter Southport'?

I'm sure you wrote that on another thread.

Oh, well, as the BNPNP disagreed (!) that they yearn for a whiter Southport, I switched it out for more of a code word.

(I expect in the BNP thesaurus -bravely assuming they have books- that 'white' and 'English' are listed as meaning the same thing! )

N.B. The BNPNP is a campaign group for cycling & racism enthusiasts.

[Alikado]

I guess they'll be people who simultaneously believe that Nazis landed on the moon, while also believing that the NASA moon landings were faked.

The Nazis may well have because the RAF crashed a Lancaster Bomber on the moon, l know it's true I saw it in the Sunday Sport.

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Wow, obsessed with your beloved AND me aren't you? Like a stalker.

Still can't get your head round Disaster Capitalists?

Or just refuse to accept it?

Bless.

As for your beloved, he's been doing SO well since Dom left that journalists are asking 'is everything alright with the PM?'.

Fancy trying to hijack another thread with your obsession. Move on.

Grow up, you have been turned over with your barmy left-wing conspiracy theories they belong firmly to the tin foil commies.





Klein simply puts some dumb- bait in her book to attract the lefty losers and it appears roped a few.

That other conspiracy on your bird tray is that Cummings was Boris's puppet master clearly upended by Cummings being given the boot.

It was as stupid as you claiming anyone who points out the nonsense is a stalker.

How does pointing this out on a thread about conspiracy theories become hijacking?

Or do you want yours excluding



It occurred to me you have some disaster capitalist believers on here who think covid was a product of big capitalist companies.

[Hamble]

Found an interesting chart today. I like a good conspiracy theory, to a point. Not the batshit crazy ones, though they do have some entertainment value.

I've seen more than one of the terms in the 'dangerous to yourself and others' category on here, and not just from the usual suspects, either. Some I haven't got a clue about.

The original graphic is here.

So where do you fit on the chart?

Cart says it all top heavy with conspiracy theory.

I am the pointy bit at the bottom.

[Toodles McGinty]

Grow up, you have been turned over with your barmy left-wing conspiracy theories they belong firmly to the tin foil commies.





Klein simply puts some dumb- bait in her book to attract the lefty losers and it appears roped a few.

That other conspiracy on your bird tray is that Cummings was Boris's puppet master clearly upended by Cummings being given the boot.

It was as stupid as you claiming anyone who points out the nonsense is a stalker.

How does pointing this out on a thread about conspiracy theories become hijacking?

Or do you want yours excluding



It occurred to me you have some disaster capitalist believers on here who think covid was a product of big capitalist companies.

Saying Cummings was pulling Johnson's strings is a 'Conspiracy Theory'?

He was the top SpAd in the country. Of course he was pulling your beloved's strings. Johnson is a lazy oaf who desperately wanted to become PM, but doesn't actually want to do the job.

Don't you read? This isn't some 'left wing conspiracy theory'. It's being leaked from the Tories. It is blindingly apparent in everything he says and does. It's too hard for him. He wants to write books about Churchill or Shakespeare.

He's done the same in every position he's held. He's a lazy liar. He needs someone to pull his strings. He's utterly useless otherwise.

Not a conspiracy theory. Just common knowledge of a man who has lived his entre life doing the same.

As for 'Disaster Capitalism', I'm not sure if you simply cannot understand the term, but it's fairly obvious you've Googled the term, come up with ONE book by Naomi Klein (as you keep referring to that single book) and decided that not only did Klein coin the term, she's the only person ever to use the term. I'm also going to guess you didn't read it.

Try Disaster Capitalism: Making a Killing Out of Catastropheby Antony Loewenstein, or Disaster Capitalism and the Libertarian Alternative by Adam Hoyle, or Risky Cities: The Physical and Fiscal Nature of Disaster Capitalism (Nature, Society, and Culture)
by Albert Fu.

Or best of all, and one your little mind might understand, try Blood in the Streets: Investment Profits in a World Gone Mad by William Rees Mogg. Or The Great Reckoning: Protect Yourself in the Coming Depression, by William Rees Mogg. You know, that lefty loser? That chap who, according to you, wrote books with the sole aim of 'roping in' 'lefty losers'?

Not only is he Jacob's father, he's the daddy on disaster capitalism. The expert on Libertarian opportunism.

But you think disaster capitalism should be mentioned in a thread on conspiracy theories because you don't believe it exists?

Oh dear. Every time you sneer at the thought of such a thing existing, as you do several times a week, have you any idea how unutterably thick you sound?

You're hanging on to this longer than your expansive thoughts on tariffs, until Seivad explained those about 49 times.

Educate yourself, prick.

[Toodles McGinty]

Cart says it all top heavy with conspiracy theory.

I am the pointy bit at the bottom.

I've had to Google some of the pointy bit at the bottom, to be fair.

I might have questions on the 'we have questions' section. Apart from 'Free Britney'. No sure that's a theory of any kind, as she is indeed free.

I'm curious about 'Mattress Firm' but figure I'd have to go through several pages of adverts about 'Bensons For Beds' and Silentnight, so I CBA.

[Hamble]

I've had to Google some of the pointy bit at the bottom, to be fair.

I might have questions on the 'we have questions' section. Apart from 'Free Britney'. No sure that's a theory of any kind, as she is indeed free.

I'm curious about 'Mattress Firm' but figure I'd have to go through several pages of adverts about 'Bensons For Beds' and Silentnight, so I CBA.

It is a Reddit thing (like Greta Thumberg time traveller theory).
I think it is about money laundering (theory) demand for mattresses (being out of proportion to demand).