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Originally Posted by Little Londoner
So you always bring up the rear very gallant of Mr Hamble to shelter you. But tight lycra and red lights may get you some unwanted comments.
I remain unrepentant.
In fact it is quite amusing when (as happens) Mr behind the wheel draws alongside at a junction and our smiles meet. I am almost always not in his ideal age range of choice
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Originally Posted by Hamble
I remain unrepentant.
In fact it is quite amusing when (as happens) Mr behind the wheel draws alongside at a junction and our smiles meet. I am almost always not in his ideal age range of choice
I have a friend who is slim with very long blond hair. I can't count the amount of times some young bloke has cat-called or wolf whistled, only to find, when she turns to face them, she's in her 70s. Never fails to amuse me. Serves them right.
On a side note, I wonder if, in the entire history of humanity, bellowing across a road or as they pass in a van, has ever resulted in a woman thinking 'I must have sex with that man'? Some fat old fart drove past a young girl in front of me recently, beeping and shouting something inappropriate. You could see waves of revulsion in her face, poor thing. Why on earth do they do it?
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Local fat-balding optimists drive around with their Liverpool footy shirts pulled tightly over their bellies.
Neither Jurgen Klopp nor some young girl they whistle at is likely to pick them this side of the dinosaurs returning.
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Originally Posted by Toodles McGinty
I have a friend who is slim with very long blond hair. I can't count the amount of times some young bloke has cat-called or wolf whistled, only to find, when she turns to face them, she's in her 70s. Never fails to amuse me. Serves them right.
Lol. Same thing with long blonde-haired males. Passing males inevitably look, eye drawn in by the hair, only to realise they're looking at a bloke!
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Originally Posted by Toodles McGinty
I have a friend who is slim with very long blond hair. I can't count the amount of times some young bloke has cat-called or wolf whistled, only to find, when she turns to face them, she's in her 70s. Never fails to amuse me. Serves them right.
On a side note, I wonder if, in the entire history of humanity, bellowing across a road or as they pass in a van, has ever resulted in a woman thinking 'I must have sex with that man'? Some fat old fart drove past a young girl in front of me recently, beeping and shouting something inappropriate. You could see waves of revulsion in her face, poor thing. Why on earth do they do it?
Luckily cycling with the 'old' man I only get the benefits.
We do get comments shouted out of windows.
Number 1
Your cheating get a proper bike.
2.Pedal faster he/she's losing you.
3.Get off and milk it()
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Originally Posted by Toodles McGinty
I have a friend who is slim with very long blond hair. I can't count the amount of times some young bloke has cat-called or wolf whistled, only to find, when she turns to face them, she's in her 70s. Never fails to amuse me. Serves them right.
On a side note, I wonder if, in the entire history of humanity, bellowing across a road or as they pass in a van, has ever resulted in a woman thinking 'I must have sex with that man'? Some fat old fart drove past a young girl in front of me recently, beeping and shouting something inappropriate. You could see waves of revulsion in her face, poor thing. Why on earth do they do it?
Just occasionally these loud mouths get their just deserts, friend driving his truck to a delivery, had a temporary “second man” for this particular delivery, lovely sunny day, his second man couldn’t resist a barrage of inappropriate comments aimed at two young girls, my mate pulled over and stopped, waited for the two youngster to get closer, apologised for his idiot assistant, then invited the young girls to let him know what they felt.
Then not so gently reminded his second man that my mate had daughters of similar age and should he speak to his daughters in that way he would take great pleasure in rearranging his features, by all accounts the idiot did not repeat his performance.
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Originally Posted by Hamble
Luckily cycling with the 'old' man I only get the benefits.
We do get comments shouted out of windows.
Number 1
Your cheating get a proper bike.
2.Pedal faster he/she's losing you.
3.Get off and milk it( )
haha the best tomes are always played on a matured fiddle!!!
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I hate groups of cyclists that weave all over the road,and no matter how much room you give them,one will suddenly move to the outside,just as you're passing,and you have to brake suddenly to avoid hitting them...
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Originally Posted by SteveandLois
I hate groups of cyclists that weave all over the road,and no matter how much room you give them,one will suddenly move to the outside,just as you're passing,and you have to brake suddenly to avoid hitting them...
Lol. When they look like that, what's the hurry?
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Originally Posted by SteveandLois
I hate groups of cyclists that weave all over the road,and no matter how much room you give them,one will suddenly move to the outside,just as you're passing,and you have to brake suddenly to avoid hitting them...
I always struggle when they are two by two.
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