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Marshside RSPB car park
There was a twitcher from Hyde
Who liked to watch birds at Marshside
He got there one day
And to park could not pay
So he went home and had some eggs fried.
He was really having forty fits
When he couldn't see any t its
He got wilder still
As he missed a cross bill
And he also missed some Peewits.
In frustration he went outside
To survey the beauty of Hyde
One look at the dump
Really gave him the hump
So he moved to Kirkdale Merseyside.
Thinking he'd made a great coup
With a local like Chester Zoo
The K should be B
Where he wanted to be
With a bath wash basin and loo.
This lockdown is driving me nuts
As we look forward to further cuts
I made up this story
As I am no Tory
I just can't wait for the pub that ne'er shuts
Anon.
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Birds I'll admit that I like,
See many when riding my bike.
Feathered or not,
The best ones are hot,
Time for this turkey to trot!
On Yer Bike!
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