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The new rhymes
In the old days of winter - people would make up Nursery Rhymes to lighten the mood. They were not intended to suit the woke type people, they are light hearted to brighten the mood of winter. If you do not like the following - can you do any better?
Sing a song of benefit money
With a pocket full of ecstasy
24 dragons on the fly
Far to big for a pie
The pie could not be opened
The dragons cannot sing
But the war lord king
Enjoyed the whole thing
Sitting in his counting house
Counting out the drug money
While the queen was being blessed
Surgically with an enormous chest
The media stories go round round round
Round round round
The media stories go round round round
Round round round all day long
Lies and more lies go round round round
Round round round
The lies and more lies go round round round
Round round round all day long
Old England Mother of the Free, has a farm
And on that farm, there is a bomb
With a bang bang here, and a bang bang there
Here a bang, there a bang
Everywhere a bang bang.
Old England Mother of the Free has a farm
And on that farm is a terrorist
With a bang bang here and a bang bang there
Here a bang there a bang
Everywhere a bang bang.
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Surely fairy tales are more your forte?
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Originally Posted by
Stuartli
Surely fairy tales are more your forte?
You are a better story teller than me - so I will leave it to you, the expert.
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In a town of posers
The lead one looks like Moses
Spend our money on cycle lanes
Old lady falls down.
He uses lots of different names
Attacks the ones that show distain
Consensus says no to cycle lanes
You’ve been told .
Meetings where councillors hide away
Perhaps they’ll return another day
They just want the funding to spend away
Anyway they please.
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3 little Saids sitting on a wall,
One named Said, the other 2 an' all,
If one gets a ban,
The other 2 stall,
Then back come the Saids
To have another fall.
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Norman Wallis built a Small Wall
Along comes a cyclist and has a great fall
All of Qlocal and all the townsmen
Said look where your going or it will happen again .
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There's a forum poster called Said
Who has all sorts in their head
One day they are Arthur
On another they are Martha
Both with a lack of street cred
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There used to be a market in Southport
Only once did it ever burn down
Locals loved this place then they put up the rents
and said “pay up or get out of town”
Pay up or get out
Pay up or get out
Pay up or get out of town.
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Originally Posted by
MICK/GILLY
There used to be a market in Southport
Only once did it ever burn down
Locals loved this place then they put up the rents
and said “pay up or get out of town”
Pay up or get out
Pay up or get out
Pay up or get out of town.
There have been several fires at Southport Market the last one in the 70's or 80's. (anyone want a cheap leather coat the fireman have got some)
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Originally Posted by
Stuartli
Well it seems that yet another one at which I'm superior to you to notch up on my bedpost.....
It's certainly not difficult.....
No,, you just get a sharp bladed knife and cut a cleft out of it - pretty near your skill level I suspect.
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Originally Posted by
MICK/GILLY
There used to be a market in Southport
Only once did it ever burn down
Locals loved this place then they put up the rents
and said “pay up or get out of town”
Pay up or get out
Pay up or get out
Pay up or get out of town.
I like that one - Brilliant!
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Originally Posted by
*concerned*
There's a forum poster called Said
Who has all sorts in their head
One day they are Arthur
On another they are Martha
Both with a lack of street cred
Ha!Ha! well at least you are in the spirit. Nice to see some light hearted wits on here.
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Originally Posted by
MICK/GILLY
Norman Wallis built a Small Wall
Along comes a cyclist and has a great fall
All of Qlocal and all the townsmen
Said look where your going or it will happen again .
Ha! This is fun! Well done.
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Originally Posted by
Toodles McGinty
3 little Saids sitting on a wall,
One named Said, the other 2 an' all,
If one gets a ban,
The other 2 stall,
Then back come the Saids
To have another fall.
At last! A crack in your leathered skin. Good to see you in spirit.
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