Your new blue passport

[seivad]

But H: apart from the far-right, the far-left, and Mel Gibson, who ever blames 'the Jews' for anything!

I do recall searching the web for any more details or memories of this Zuckerman character, but I drew a blank. Perhaps I needed to be looking in the wrong parts of the web!

I'm afraid that for more details on the cult of the protocols of Zuckerman, we're reliant on the recollections of his most pliable recruit and top sheep, Said.

I have a couple of theories on where Said came up with the Zuckerman name.

He had recently watched Charlotte's Web and remembered the farmer taking Wilbur the pig to the fair in a crate marked 'Zuckerman's Famous Pig'

Or

He's read about American Professor Marvin Zuckerman, whose sensation seeking scale is often cited in articles about fairground rides. Note the professor's first name... was he the inspiration for Joni's alter ego?

[seivad]

How did you miss 'Zuckerman'? The rough and tough fighty thugs that worked the fair? That I imagine he spent his nights wrestling naked to prove his manhood?

I don't recall if his 6 big, rough, tough, fighty brothers were involved at the fair or in Soho. I'm sure DR or Seiv know. They are far better at the 'Chronicles of Barmier' than I am.

The 6 sociopathic brothers served their Queen and country.

Oh, and don't forget Said's father, the surgeon who served as a Colonel in the Royal Army Medical Core [SIC]

[Toodles McGinty]

The 6 sociopathic brothers served their Queen and country.

Oh, and don't forget Said's father, the surgeon who served as a Colonel in the Royal Army Medical Core [SIC]

Wasn't he also a policeman and a small businessman?

Versatile.

[seivad]

Wasn't he also a policeman and a small businessman?

Versatile.

Yes he was. I believe that he was also a farmer. You could call him a walking version of the Swiss army knife!

At least it got his wife and family out of the Nissen hut

[MICK/GILLY]

Any problems with your Driving Licence?

At the end of Last week I renewed my driving license online using my passport photo and today my new one arrived. Long gone are the gold stars on the blue background and instead there’s a lovely Union flag, the only other difference is the fact that I am £14 lighter and look in the photo like I am getting better looking with age.

[Hamble]

At the end of Last week I renewed my driving license online using my passport photo and today my new one arrived. Long gone are the gold stars on the blue background and instead there’s a lovely Union flag, the only other difference is the fact that I am £14 lighter and look in the photo like I am getting better looking with age.

Well worth it old bean plus free face lift!