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    Halsall West End 2007

    Thought this was the country of free speech?



    FREE THE SOUTHPORT ONE !!!

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    Just checked and JR is definately not banned,don't know what the problem was ?
    Theres only one Old Trafford...The cricket ground where you can drink beer all day long :

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    im back johnny 5 is alive.

    i here that woolmakers barrrbie has been postponed due to an over sight like the fact he was murdered on the dance u better not feel the grove sophie u little minx.
    Johnty Rhodes

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    Good afternoon JohntyRhodes !! I have been waiting a long time for our paths to cross!! I admire your work and courage but your time is limited, and defeat is inevitable !!!

    beware the Jackel

    The Jackel

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    yip yap stam was a mighty fine manc Baldy

    Yes u are correct on only one x factor, our time here on this miserable planet is limited. I dont do defeat, u dirty little sniper. Who r u reveal your human form guide.

    defeat at what?

    Life? u cannot beat me at that coz im not alive im already gone im only left in hologram form guide 4.45 at cheltenham even money getting backed into 5-4 odds on off on off on back to evens, opps someone has put 50p on im back out to 10-1?
    u cannot beat me at puddledness coz im the world record breaker roy castle tip tap toe benbow will m@S voucher for me.

    cricket? thats debateable but im the worlds best hologram at cricket so I dont think so!

    so what are you going to deafet me on hey, ? hey? hey ? come on enlighten me and the world? u dustin hoffman wannabe.
    Johnty Rhodes

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    nice start to the week Johnty.....you been taking those smarties again. The milky bar kid has arranged for Tony the Frosties guy to bowl a couple of dishwashers at him - they're grrrrrrrreatttt!!
    Any chance of Kendo Negesaki and Larry the Lob joining us this term for some unrelenting turnip crushing?? is there Johnty? is there?

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    You will find out my true identity in due course but for now i remain as the jackel !!

    Your reputation exceeds yourself mr Rhodes and you should be honoured at falling to my sword. I know your every strength and every weakness as I have studied you for many years now. I look forward to the time when our paths cross and you are begging for mercy, prepare yourself for war !!

    Your friend carrotmuncher cannot save you, trust nobody !!
    Be careful who you speak to and remember I am watching your every move !!!

    The Jackel

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    When the richmond was fun

    Meaning of Jackal====

    1. any of several nocturnal wild dogs of the genus Canis, esp. C. aureus, of Asia and Africa, that scavenge or hunt in packs.

    2. a person who performs dishonest or base deeds as the follower or accomplice of another.

    3. a person who performs MENIAL or DEGRADING tasks for another.

    So does this mean that the Jackal is Jonty Rohdes *****???????


    ---Jackal not to be trusted----

    any chance of restoring the richmond to its former glories, build the room on the left, where we can drink lager out of buckets and fill big fred wilds pockets with talcum powder.......


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    Baffaling, who's the jackal and why does he have dogs sniffing his groin????????

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    Are u woolmer in disguise?

    The Jackal will have his doris Day dream beliver fantasy.
    But it will only be a day not a week not a month a day for dogs.

    Just been oiling my shoulders with the old WD40 think I only got a few more wabbit hunting days left in them. Will have to fuel up with good old jack and a few tranazipans to keep the pain barrow in furness down the missisisisisiissispi.

    Nets outside on a tuesday? shocking got Darts. Nets inside on a Sunday shocking got darts? you just dont want me any more I`ll show u ding dong DAvies u wait after you bowl your 20 over spell I will get the first wick wock open sesame street fighters.
    Johnty Rhodes

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    Carrots, carrots, I love carrots

    Hmmm very interesting......do Jackals eat Rats???.....hmmm..

    All these new boys on the tinterweb....whats happening in the world...Meols Park Kid must be an old timer if he remembers buckets of beer and Freddies big pockets.....Are you dodgy in disguise?? ARE YOU DODDDDGGGY IN DISSSSGUISSSSSSEEEE?

    Don't worry about Ding Dong Johnty - I'm quite happy to put my Arthur Scargill wig on and demand a strike if you dont get the new cherry..we'll get the pits re-opened and free the tolpuddle martyrs before marching on the carrot field and digging up Lara's new wikwok.

    Still no sign of Digger at nets......is it rumour only that the Kahuna is out of retirement?? Don't be spouting your stuff on here unless we can depend on you to join forces to shoot the Jackal down....

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    Ormskirk makes me itch

    Worry not carrot muncher, not been to nets on sunday been working like one of those donkey's pulling a rather large cart of carrots up a big hill into a slight head wind. Will be getting the big kahuna out and giving it a big swish, then swiftly returning to the pavillion......

    When do outdoor nets start???? will need to practice the stella challenge, haven't been out in ages.....

    Will the Scaracens Head still be sponsoring, or is there going to be a pub somewhere nearer southport????

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    Your team is absolute garbage you might as well sign s

    s


    omeone from trinity 3rd team or maybe their scorer

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    Lets Go to Hem Heath

    JJJJJJJJJJuan KKKKKKuzov mmmmmust havve aaa Sttuttter...

    Trinty cant be that good mark ashton plays for them

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    c.c.c.c.CARROTS

    Which team do you think is garbage Wa...Juan? Our firsts who were bottom of the league all season and then scrambled to second from bottom by the end of the season and only avoided relegation because there was no relegation last season...oh no sorry that was trinity firsts???!!!?

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