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    Halsall Westend 1st XI Vs Whitesnake and Moby

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    Another Saturday goes by only a few to go before Saturdays turn into a beer fest atthe Corrie watching th efootie scores come in, aarr those were the days.

    Whitesnake won the toss and decided to bat first on the mud bat I presuming they thought it would be a nightmare to bat 2nd as it would tear up?

    So it was Phil the Power Higham with the gamy hamies to get the ball rolling and off we went. Johnty was keen to bowl at the other end with his dodgy hodgy foot and with 3 players out it was gonna be a tough day ahead.

    However Johnty struck gold in his first over as the opener edged a ball that moved away of the seem and the excellent Gavin Ball behind the wickwocks took a good catch. The Batsman was not happy but I wouldnt be if I edged a ball in the 2nd over.

    The Overseas player then came in at number 3 slot and was not liking the slow pace of Johnty around the offy. He then played a funny sweep shot of a full leg stick ball that looked like it was flying over the boundray, but wait...................zzzzzzzzzzz no Mr john Hall is on the boundray surley its over him? No he sticks out his gadget arms and plucks one like Michael Jordan in Space Jam oh my... The one man band has lost his trumpet and carrots were flying around like flying carrots?

    Phil the power Higham was bowling well without any luck and was replaced by Benny the moving timebomb tick tick boooomm!

    Ben Davis bowled well and kept the ball up there at pace which always help not that I would nknow much about pace. It was not too long before Davis struck gold with 3 wickwocks with the Bouncing ball taking another catch.

    Edward Scissorhands Dobson had replaced Johnty and after some unlucky bowling eventualy got reward with a wickwock. Romero was replaced by Johnty who made it the Johnson Davis show as Bedy caught one in slip and then caught a bullet at backward square leg throw in a u571 ball (my Top Spinner) that hit the middle wicket and Johnty Bagged 5. I have been informed it made the Greek newspapers, delightful.

    Whitesnake were all out for 159 of 45.2 overs.


    The white lara and Moses opened the batting for Westend and got of to a nice steady start with the Overseas and another pacey opener not getting any joy. However 2 quick wickets went down and the they were both out. The score read 62-2 but HWECC were still 2-7 on to take Ballys cigeratte ashes home. Ben Davis went in at number 3 and after a slow start got clobbering the bad balls. The other end however Mr Ball lost his wicket cheaply and got out to a fine edge try to guide a leg side ball to fine leg.

    Phil the power was in at number 5 and played some nice drives as well as riding his luck with some not timed ones and got the score ticking over while Bedy DAvis made a solid 40 odd includeding a couple of nice 6`s before being dismantled. The score at this stage being 120-5. Neil Marsland and Phil Higham saw the boys home with 4 balls remaining which completed a fine day taking in mind 3 1st teamers were M.I.A.

    Big Mention to Big Willy mamba and the great Pendo who could not be fined for non participation as both fielded well.


    The 2nd team put up a fight against banks with 5 players M.I.A Mr Briggs toped scored with 40 odd. It was not enough as Banks won by 4 wickwocks.

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    Mr Hill is now ranked number 1 seed after finishing 2nd for the second time in a row in the Rookery invertational Poker Torny with my good self in 3rd place I am now seeded number 9. Mr Ball was unlucky in 6th place but the West end boys will be on the final table again next time I have no doubt and if that mad profesessor thinks he is going to win it again I will lay him off at 100-1 if there any takers. If you get the cards then there aint much u can do apart from boxing ???
    Has any one seen that Jabberwocky in a pair of speedo`s recently?
      
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    Absolutely Puddled of Mudd you lad.

    The Athens Herald & Post stated - and I quote:

    " Johnson bowled like Rod Hull with tourettes....with an amazing ability to keep the ball lower than a punch in the toes. A quite Unique individual "



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    re stinky **** ****

    Halsall west end x1 lost to the Norweb appealers

    2nd team game cancelled ?

    great weekend. anyone for tennis?
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    Who is this
     
    Swim To The Top,Sink To The Bottom

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    Mr Benbow or Mr Finch maybe

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    Whitesnake and mOBY v`S HalsallWestEnd 1 XI

    The start of the season saw a tricky tie for the Vikings elite X1 with a Journey down to whitesnake and Moby near Huyton.
    With Hally transporting Steady and Johnty it was a feat in itself that the 3 of us arrived as The finchmeister who was meant to be our guide decided to floor it on the motorway in his new Blue car (show off, and leave us for dead). How ever we managed to catch up after he had to slow down for a passing penguin on the moterway so it was game on again.

    With The great Toucan in mid Flight and Big ben away playing with with mens underpants in a big pile of mud and Graham Hill with Patella problems the Vikings were not at full strength but still had a fairly strong side.

    HWECC won the toss thanks to Captain benbers which was a good pyschological blow for us as the FA CUP Semi final was at 17.15 and with Liverpool playing it was bound to distract the Whitesnakes from the job in hand on the playing field.

    Phil the Power Higham and Paul dib dob dobbie open the bowling and started off well on a damp pitch in the 2nd over Johnty Dropped the opener off Dib dob.
    However the breakthroughs came early with 3 LBW`s which were all plum. However Dib Dob picked up a back injury in his 2nd over and that was the end of his spell.

    Johnty Came on to replace and the score to around 35-3.
    Their old moaner came on to bat and with the aid of oxygen masked he stayed around to make a nuiscence of him self. Johnty Bowled pants to start of and didnt get much better.
    The Power was replaced by Steady Eddie dib dob. And after a few overs decided that enough was enough and bowled a beamer to their captain. Claret ever where what a bloody mess.
    He later came back with 7 stitches in his fodder but took it quite well to be fair. (evil Eddie Evil).

    some more breakthroughs came from steady and the power and with the finchmeister chipping in with a left arm wick wock the game seemed in control of the vikings especially as whitesnake were only scoring at 2.5 per over. The Old gezzer finally fell the arm of Johnty with a run out of the bowling of finchmeister. He ran out of oxygen and crawled of the field he did score 35 and was their top scorer but his lack of pace between the wick wocks and his catalogue of 2 scoring shots could of been the deciding factor.

    Whitefield were bowled oout for 125.

    To be continued..................
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    Olympic Swimmer

    I think that Olympic Swimmer is John Graham JNR???

    Contraversial maybe??

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    Whitensnake and Moby V`s HalsallWestEnd 1st X1 part 2.

    Well where was I??
    AARR

    Whitefield were bowled out for 125 and teas could not come too soon as everyone was starving especially me who had failed to eat tea the previous night and also breakfast due to on line poker success.

    The dib dobs opened the batting and on a tricky pitch runs were hard to come by, the opening bowlers bowled steady enough but did not look like getting either of the dib dobs out. The old moaning spinner came on this was the key to opening the game up. Mr Paul Dobson could not resist the slow pace attack of the moaning old cogger. Instead of having a look at him he decided to try and hit him out the ground to his first delivery, instead it went straight up in the air to Mid Off.
    Jason the Larma formerley known as LARA came in at number 3 and did not look comfortable and was given LBW without troubling the score.
    This Brought the promoted GRaham Ball to the crease to join The Staedy Eddie. A huge 6 of the old moaner from Ball straight over the bowlers head got the score board ticking and a few well executed 4`s from steady looked like was setting the anchor for the Vikings when Ball was out not sure how think I was having a Pi$$? no actually I think I was umpiring at square leg but cannot remember anything apart from those Tuna butties.

    This brought Squash head to the Crease and although he later said he felt great looked in a bit of bother to the redick slow bowling from The old cogger and was soon watching the game from the pavillion. However Steady Eddie Dobson was still motoring along and the score at this stage was somehwere near 60-4. Neil MArsland was next in and stuck around dogedly for a while b4 departing for about 8. Terry the Screwdriver Phillips and Phil the power higham were sson out and Halsall were looking like they were in with the Bertie Bassett fellas. Steady on, 46 got bowled and this was a huge blow but a very good knock by Senior (old) Dobson.

    The Score at this Stage being 92-8 with still 34 runs needed and the with 10 over left. Captain Benbers was looking good at one end and johnty Well never looks good but was there at the other were determined to get us home.

    A cracking pull shot by Captian benbers got the score to 102 and the bowlers were getting quite annoyed that Johnty kept showing his off stick- Must get across more -must get across more must get across more. However in the next over Johnty Decided to try an uppercut over gully which flew over 1st slip? opps 4 peices of your finest knick nock paddy wacks though.

    with the bowlers getting very annoyed the wicket keeper let one go by and another 4 byes and the score being on 114-8.
    Johnty was annoyed he did not smash a full toss away as it died on the bog and did not bounce and with the score level on 125 it looked certain that HWECC had all the points, but wait a twist in the tale Captian bebows middle and leg got hit by a red ball, damn they are not allowed to do that surley thats cheating!
    125-9 9 balls left and the Finchmeitser comes strolling out.
    Incidentally he had to change back into his whites after thinking it would be all over 20 minutes earlier!

    Johnty`s words of advice to the big guy were get everything behind it and if it goes behind u get ready for a quick single and ******* run if I say run. Thinking about it it was not the best advise I have ever given in my re dick career. 1st ball to the finchmeister and well blocked out. The 2nd ball was up in the slot and the finchmeister played a glorious cover drive for 4 peices of your finest gold under garments and we got home. PHEW close one, a winning start to the season, good effort chaps.


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    HalsallWestend V`s Birkenhead St Mary`s

    Pitch : Very flat hard, sickening for any bowler other than Larry the Lob or the navigator.

    Weather conditions: sunny with bits of white cloud Nw wind 6mph.

    Umpires- None.

    Outfield- Grassy with the occasional daisy ( need more daisy`s on the track Brigsey)

    Toss: Won By HWECC captain benbers


    Well Summer arrived at last and cricket seemed like a game worth playing again. It was a game that Halsall needed to win to stay up there in the league as it is extremely tight with the top 5 teams. Halsall batted first with Steady eddie Dobson and the White Larma opening as Mr Paul Dobson cried off. The opening bowling attack from St Mary`s looked very medioca indeed but this did not detere Moses getting bowled playing down the wrong line faily early for approx 12. This brought big hitting Ding Dong Davies to the crease to join the white Larma who had started off very steadily.
    It was not long Before Big Ben started smashing the ball to the boundary with some nice drives and flicks of his legs, Larma decided to get medieval and also started hitting the ball hard and the runs started to flow. At this point myself and Rain Man (john hall JR) were on umpiring duties. Unfortunatley I had to give Big Ben (37) LBW which apparently he was not happy with the decision. He claims to have hit the ball on to his pads even though Hawkeye suggests he had been taking some Michael Duberry`s and some Gary Abletts to have thought this. With the score on around 75-2 it was a steady start. On came our overseas pro Ian Maccafearsome all the way from the Kasturi on Eastbank st.

    Larma waited for the bad ball and dispatched well whilst our pro with his specialised plastic boots carrier bag decided to enjoy his one of match running up to pitch of the ball to the consistant spinner smashing him to the boundary on 3 or 4 occasions. Macca was caught of the spinner, prodding after a good knock of around 35.

    This brought the polite Gavin Ball to the crease who hit a quick 27 before pre meditating a cover drive and got bowled on his leg stick.

    The White Larma was shinning and with his golden hoofs made 70 odd which was a good effert and there is a chance of him being reincarnated as the white Lara again but its not quite taken full form.

    Not too much else to report on the batting side Apart from I ran out for the last ball of the innings only to get bowled good thinking Johnty ,You flaming Numpty!!! Bunckled my 3.5 average up!!!! Left Terry the Screwdriver Phillips not out at the death.
    Hwecc made 242 of 50 overs.

    The derby was even more sickening as my 120-1 shot I got on Betfair got pipped by my other stupid mule who was only 9-1 on betfair. Another stroke of genius from Johnty backing 2 horses to win and not doing a forecast FFS OMG FFS HFSB!!!
    Just your 396-1 forecast gutted!

    Phil the power Higham and my good self opened the bowling and got of to a good start bowling the fake opening batsmen who I have been told was a number 11 who had to leave early. I then took a bowled and caught chance as I first of all fumbled it on to my chest then if rolled on to my leg as I fell over and picked it of my leg for a catch. The Umpire claimed he could not see it so was in no mood to give him out so I had to glare at he square leg umpire who had a clear view. He raised his finger but the other St Mary`s umpire was saying he was not allowed to give him out. I told him to go f*ck himself and get a non cheating umpire to get himself out here so he brought an all black clothed umpire?

    At this stage they were 15-2 in all sorts. Their other opener started playing some nice shots and it was not very easy playing in warm conditions and a fast outfield they got to around 50-2 before Eddie Scissorhands Dobson got a break through bowling the number 4. The game went in boring mode after that wicket and it was like watching paint dry after that.

    Larma came on and bowled some good balls taking 2 wick wocks and Mr Ding Dong Davies took a wickwock but his run up reminded me of the legendary Dave Willy on Speed as Billie Holliday went missing.

    Birkenhead St Mary`s ended up on 99-7 and they deserve to get relegated into a domino rally league. The sooner we go back to basics and abandon draws the better its only for boring selfish farts who try and spoil the game. Batting 25 overs out to pick up 5 points good effert??? Re stinky **** ****.

    Morale victory of 13 points was better than a flipflop in the teeth though.


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    22/7/06
    Setting: Memorial playing pitch Halsall

    Weather: Nice and muggy with occasion burning star outbreaks.
    ( just think when you look up at the sky at night and see all those stars that there will be another stupid planet somewhere nearby them playing a form of cricket but with a tennis ball)????


    Right well were do I begin?? Arrh yes Captain bembers won the toss by making sure he tossed an extra revolution just in case to ensure heads was showing. Big Foot decided to Bat which was great for the gamble addicted Bally and Johnty who could watch the golf and the horses and play cricket, yes thats what Saturdays are all about.

    Old Dobson and Lara opened the batting and got HalsallWE of to a flyer scoring 70 of the first 10 overs. Old Dobson was first to go after playing some loverly shots. Didnt see who he went as the 2.50 from Newbury was well under way. This brought the hard hitting Paul dobson to the crease who scored freeley early doors, again didnt see his knock as was fixed on the horses and golf.

    I then went out to do a bit of square leg umpiring, fantastic, loved it.
    Mr Inspector Gadget was still in with the white Lara and smashed a lovely 4 to cow corner however in the same over tried the same shot and top edged it to mid wicket who took a comfortable catch. At this stage HWECC were 120-2 of about 22 overs. On came the workman like Bouncy Ball to join the white Lara.
    The good Mr Ball was struggling to get the ball of the square for his first few overs so he changed his tactics as the young bowler came running in. Mr Ball started dancing up the wicket to his first ball then ran back then ran forward then smashed it square of the wicket for 4 of your glorious golden knicknocks.
    Next ball the bouncy Ball decided to do the same trick reminded me of heroin addict line dancer on speed with a cricket bat like you get in Kentucky on a cold summers day.
    Tottally baboozoled the bowler who bowled a no ball. Next delivery the Bouncy Ball decides to run up the pitch 2 yards then take a step back, the bowler bowled a bouncer that flew over the head of the bouncy Ball but did not stop him from trying to upper cut it out of the ground as he played his stroke with 2 feet 2 foot in the air but missed. The Wicket keeper by this time was peeing his pants and to be honest I had a little giggle to. The next delivery was treated by a full on charge down the track and was pulled for 4 peices of your finest silver under garments. By this stage the old chap who fielded the ball out of the hedge was complaining to me to say that he is not allowed to keep running up the pitch. I told him he could and to keep picking the ball out of the hedge and stop moaning.
    Next delivery was a wide as the dancing ball was baffling the bowler then followed by another nor ball pulled away.
    The 9 ball over eventually ended with another 15 runs on the score board. The bowler was to claim the wicket of the bouncing ball in the next over and teh entertainment was holted for now.
    This brought Captain Benbers to the crease who was facing An overseas player who appealed every time the ball left his hand. In fact I counted more than a dozen appeals before the ball even pitched or got close to the batter which put off our batters and is illegal. The umpire warned him about it but he carried on never the less. The best appeal was probably the one that was nearly a wide and he appealed for LBW??? If dancing up the pitch is bad sportsmanship according to one of Cheshire Lines players then appealing on every delivery takes the prizes and anything that they said after that was worthless in my eyes.
    Anyway, the bowler appealed again and Captain Big foot Benbers was given out caught behind but the look on his face didnt look good as he really didnt want to go back to the pavillion.

    Neil Marsland was next in and he didnt trouble the score which left us on 140-4 of 30 overs.
    Phil the power Higham was next in and after a slow start decided to up the run rate playing some nice shots for 4 and a super pull shot that went like a rocket. Phil added around 20 before being caught.
    Terry the Screwdriver Phillips was next in and it was not long before he started smashing the ball around in his usual fashion. White Lara by this time had well gotten his 50 and he started to open the blade up as well. White LAra was caught on 80 and Captain Benbers declared after 44 overs scoring 220.


    Teas were quite nice and cakes were spot on.


    Phil the Power Higham and Paul the Gadget Dobson opened the bowling attack and with some good early Bowling got some earlier succes with the Power and Dobbie taking an early wicket each Leaving the visitors on 14-2. There Overseas player was next in and looked uncomfortable facing Dibdob. It was not long before he got struck on the glove and dropped his bat in pain. he took his glove off and start shaking it violently. Captain benbers asked the batsman if he would like some cold water on his hand to which the batsman turned away and didnt not reply which is very bad manners in anyones book as he was only asking for his benifit no one elses. Captain benbers tried again and asked the bat if he would like some cold water as he was still dancing round with his glove off. After a long pause he said No he would not. The bat had a stroll and the ump and some of our players asked if he was ok to continue out came a pair of blue gloves which reminded me off my first ever goal keeper gloves which were shinny blue puma ones made from real Puma skin. Jokingly we asked if he wanted any water before he continued and he said yes so Captain benbers started jogging off to which he said no he was only joking. After that any ball that was bowled to him he took a mighty yyyaaarrrhhooo at as he was obviously upset by his throbbing Kenny Everette.
    He was soon caught behind and was obviously not happy as he mumbled of the pitch. Later Captain Benbers got smashed in the Neither regions and took a few minutes to pick his balls up off the floor. The Over Seas who just got out shouted " Do you want some water for that"!!

    Phil soon got another wicket and Cheshire Lines were struggling an about 35-3. There was a bit more resistance after that as Johnty Took the next wicket after Young master dobson plucked one from low down and the score was then 60-4. Johnty was soon ordered as far away from the bowling crease as possible after bowling some rank awful deliveries. He was replaced by Steady Eddie Scissorhands who didnt have much
    luck either. at the other end Jamie Tookey the fake Toucan spinned some magic at the other end and it was not long before he got a break through which was deserved.

    With the score on approx 80-5 off about 25 overs and starting the last 20 overs the Away side dug deep and started playing some nice shots. The next wicket did not fall till they were on about 120-6 after Paul the Magician Dobson replaced his aging brother Romero at the hill end. On came a big hard hitting player for Cheshire lines who was capable of hitting the ball a long way. Terry the Screwdriver Phillips was given the chance to test him him out but was unlucky as he did not like facing his pace. Some excellent balls were not rewarded by Phillips who was trying to turn the screw. The Bouncing Ball behind the wickets was having an excellent match and did not concede any byes at all which is some feat as There were some fast leg side balls from the Young Dobson. "lets see what Johnny Vegas has got to offer" says the bouncing Ball and I think the bat did not appreciate this as He proceded to call the Bouncing G Ball a "*uck*ng P*ick".

    After palying a few nice shots he was caught behind and that was that, well not quite as he swung his bat at the delighted Ball who then called him a fat N*b. The batsman took his helmet off and threw a haymaker at the Bouncing Ball`s head which was easily avoided. every one jumped in and seperated them before a war broke out and off he trotted after some argie bargie.

    The game continued and was even more tense and the Viking Battle field witnessed a spectacle Patrick Moore would of been proud of. At 140-7 3 wickets were needed with 8 overs to be bowled. But with Paul Dobson bowling well and Phil the power Coming up with a great Slower ball Cheshire Lines were bowled out for 156 in the pinultimate over with P. Dobson taking 5 wickets and Phil Higham 3 wickets.

    As we were walking off their captain came storming on the pitch saying he has called the police and reported that one of their players was verbally abused and another was racially abused???
    Just like to Clarrify something even though they would probably say I am being biased but Their player threw the punch not ours and Their claim that we racially abused their overseas player was becuase we asked him if he would like water for his Hand??? I could not beleive this so I Approached the Overseas player and asked him why we have racially abused him. He said we are all racist because 2 of our players asked if he wanted water for his hand. This is absolute rubbish and I asked him if he was being racist when he shouted to our captain if he needed water for his balls. There was absolutly no difference.

    I would just like to Clarrify that I have played cricket with this team for some years and we are not racist what so ever and I was appauled that he even suggested it let alone phone the police, so I told him he was a W*nker and to keep taking the drugs he was on as he was living on another planet. So a long came one of the players mothers to say I was out of order and give her 2p`s worth, She was totally clueless and off they went. As they were leaving one car was full and they all stuck 2 fingers up at us which I thought was rather rude...

    I have never seen a team spit so many dummies out in one day, I bet if they had won they would not have been crying after the game but who knows?


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    MERSEYSIDE COMMENWEALTH V`S HALSALL WESTEND 1st X1

    MERSEYSIDE COMMENWEALTH V`S HALSALL WESTEND 1st X1


    Weather: Rainy at the start, start delayed over an hr. Cloudy with out breaks of star bursts and opal fruits coming in from the west at half past neverland.Shamoan

    Pitch Condition: If I were an ant making a journey from one side of the pitch to the other and there was a bit of sleet on the pitch I would feel like I was in the film Alive making a quest over the Hym O Layers and I would be tempted in eating all my other ant friends. ( Rather loose Bumby and hard).



    Well it looked like rain was gonna be the winner on Saturday but a game of cricket commenced and was settled by around 20.20. Commenwealth won the toss and decided to put us in to bat which delighted the Bouncing Ball and Johnty as they could watch their 4 legged glue pots on the box. After about 20 minutes of fiddling with the ariel we got a snowy picture from Ascot which was bearable.
    Steady Eddie Dobson and the White Lara opened the batting on a pitch that was very temperamental and you had to watch the ball all the way. After a slow start Romero got out not sure how as was watching the 3.30 from Ascot. The score being approx 9-1 he was soon followed by bottom bunk Dobson who played on to a shooter that should of bounced over the stumps. 10-2 Soups! This brought Macca all the way from India to play his 3rd game of the season and probably his last as he is flying back this week.
    Macca decided he would stay around for a while and then started to attack the bowling, he got the score up to about 50 before being caught behind. The Bouncing Ball was next at the crease but only added a few nice cover drives and one nice pull shot before a huge edge. With the Score on around 60-4 we needed someone to stay there so with the White Lara on 10 afters 22 overs I I withheld my Boring barracking back and bit my Tounge as he did a decent job.

    Captain Benbers did not last long but Phil the Power and Lara steadied the ship till White Lara went. The power made a few nice shots but he was soon to be out.
    With the score on around 115-8 This brought Johnty on to partner Terry the Screwdriver Phillips. The Tezman swung at a wide delivery that sat up and edged to slips with the score on 119-9. Johnty Was Joined be Jamie Tookey and we were under instructions to bat out.
    On came a very heated little bowler who had red eyes. After he ran in and bowled a good yorkie bar at me which a played well he walked up the pitch and eyeballed me. I started walking up the pitch and eye balled him back which I think he took exception to as the following 4 balls we did the same . Then before he bowled the 6th ball he called me a "F**king TW*T. I was a bit ****** of by this stage so politly asked him why he was mental and why am I a Tw*t. To which he replied " you know why, I will have you and what football team do I surport??? When I told him Everton it made his next over even more aggressive. Apparently he had 2 mates that died at Hillsborough and I was reading the Sun newspaper in the club house that was not even mine. The sun is not liked by Liverpool Supporters but frankly I could not give a flying rat turd and told him he was out of order and to bowl more balls at me.

    Jamie at the other end smashed a 4 to get us past 125 but was soon cleaned bowled and I didnt get chance to continue my battle with fruit and Nut.


    The teas were interesting to say the least 2 huge buckets of KFC that was not enough to go round properly.


    Phil The Power and Bottom Bunk Dobson opened the bowling and it was not long before both had struck and left them on 5-2. However this brought a hard hitting bat to the crease who played the ball with ease and had loads of time. He stroked some 4`s around and soon got the score board ticking, however Phil struck gold again twice and the score was around 60-4 Johnty came on to replace the tired Power and in his second over struck Gold as a high top edge was snaffled by the impressive ball who demanded another fielder moved out of the way.
    The Next over brought Mr Afridi to the crease.Mr Afridi blocked the ball back towards Johnty who didnt think it was going to get close to him then realised there was a chance so dived forward and caught the ball one handed with my lefty. I have the scares on my elbow and hand as souviners.
    The umpire was not interested in giving out the batsman and he was not walking but the square leg ump which was one of their players raised his fingers and said it was a defo catch.
    2 balls later Johnty gets a similar chance this time running backwards as the ball was edged of the side of the bat over my head. After stumbling on my chicken legs I took the catch fairly easy and HWECC were on top. With the score on around 80-7 Phil the power replaced the Johnty And Bottom Bunk Dobbie had to leave early and had been replaced by top bunk Dobson who bowled steady and was evetually rewarded with a wicket. at 85-8 there was still work to be done and the power finished of the proceding clean bowling the last wicket and HWECC won by 20 runs.


    The power 5 wickwocks
    The Bouncing ball 2 byes in total for the last 2 games.


    2nd team won again for the 2nd week in a row Ding Dong davies taking 4-40. Tony Parker taking a wonder catch to win the game.

    Also the 3rd team won again!!


    Great effort
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    Johnty Rhodes
    Johnty Rhodes

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