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Halsall West End Match Reports
Last edited by JohntyRhodes; 31/07/2005 at 06:55 PM.
Reason: doubled up by accident already started same thread
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Team Photo`s
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team photos
Please need your views on Andrew Flintoffs Left toe nail
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ok, Ive got Touc the dook, Ding dong davis, Terry screwdriver phillips, Phil the power higham, The white Lara, the reverend and yoda the umpire....give us a clue with the other 2 jonty??
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no chance
The other 2 are the easist so no clues.
More pics to follow: these are a little trickier
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clues
The Statue head and the American Footballer are the hardest.
I will give Bonus points if you can get those.
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Jimmy birdman of Alcatraz, DJ, Finchy....I'll keep thinking...Always thinking Jonty, always thinking
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Keeping this thread for Serious Match Reports no Looney stuff,
No JAbba Wocki`s in a Pair of Speedo`s no Umpa Lumpas or Yodas just serious stuff ok do ya get me? do ya know where im coming from, do you know what I mean?
30/6/05
HalsallWest end Vikings V`s The Old Barbarian Monks
Setting:St Francis/Xaverians College.
We all set of for the 18hour Journey to South Liverpool and with Clouds everywhere it looked unlikely that we would be playing much cricket. Bigfoot Benbers won the toss and decided Bowling on a spongy wicket first would be a good idea and the battle commenced.
Dib Dob and Phil the Power Higham opened the bowling and it was obvious from the start that it would be hard for anyone to stay batting for long periods as the ball was popping around more than a Jabba Wocki on an intensive course of Syrup of Fig.
Incidentally the Jabba Wocki was not wearing a Pair of Speedo's but had a ridiculous brown Nappy with tennis balls around the waist.
Dib Dob was first to strike gold and the Old Xaverians were on 0-1 as the opener edged one to the Bouncing Gavin Ball.
Ganguly their other opener and Pro played a few nice cover drives for 4 of your dirtiest Nicknocks but then struggled to read the shorter balls from the Power. Phil the Power Higham then Struck gold as he got one to knick the top of Ganguly`s Off License and was Nick Knight.
The Score now on 32-2 but some good bowling and the with a dodgy Pitch we could all smell more wickwocks coming.
Dib Dob with his dodgy Back was then replaced by Rhodesmeister and with some decent rhythm got the ball to swing away. After a frustrating over of missing the ball on just your 5 occasions it was time we got some luck and we did as the number 4 played a silly shot right down the throat of Dob Dib. Their number 3 was the next victim and to be fair to him he was the only player all year to find an edge of Rhodes bowling and Bigfoot benbers was not going to make an error in slips as he got his gadget arms down low and snaffled the ball with his big Kenny Everett's.
The Score now on 40-4 Eddie 'Scissor hands' Dobson was bowling at the other end with a persistent line and got some rewards with a couple of Wickwocks.
Captain Benbow replaced the tiring Johnty and bowled some good balls and got a big break through With A Nestle BAr straight from Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory and the Umpa Lumpa Even got his Dom Jolly out just in case.
The N05 for the Old Xvarians batted very well and Dug deep like a Savaged Stigg in the Dump at his peak just before he had that dodgy spell on those Lucozade tablets.
The score at this Stage was about 105-8.
Phil the power came on to do his Santa`s Helper impressions and struck gold with his 1st delivery as he Edged one to the impressive hands Of Big Ben Davis-Ding Dong write on the hour chime as well.
edwardo wrapped it up as an edge was snaffled by The Power and the Innings ended on 122 all out.
Teas were excellent and Included Hotdogs and Pizza, Sausage rolls, Cheese Butties, Tuna Butties, Ham Butties, Chicken Butties, Crisps, Salad, Pasta,Cherry Bakwells, Doughnuts and a varied selection of other Bill Oddies.
Mr Briggs and The White Lara opened the batting and looked in trouble earlier as the pitch was no better. Me Briggs was first to leave the arena as he prodded a defensive shot and had a clear edge to the Wicky. White Lara soon followed when a full ball hit him on the pads and the Umpa Lumpa trough in a quick Dom Jolly.
Ben Davis then entered the arena and after a dodgy start played some lovely drives that got the score board ticking over.
Edwardo Romero at the other end was also playing some nice shots and things were looking good till he cut one to backward Square and the Fielder snaffled an excellent one handed catch.
On came Little Brother Dobson and it was not long before he attempted a mighty sweeping shot but top edged it straight in the air and was easily caught. We were then in the Liquorice fellas as the pitch was not helping at all. the Score at this stage was 52-4
Mr G. Ball then entered the arena with his Electric museum wand, he played some nice drives before being bogged down by a line and length bowler and he edged one square playing a drive and was caught.
60-5 and it was game on.
Mr Marsland was next to enter the battle field and he stuck around for a bit till one popped and he managed to defend it back to the bowler.
By this time Ben had been dismissed and the score was around 65-6.
Terry the Screwdriver Phillips was next to the crease and was playing with lots of positive shots, he was joined by Phil the Power Higham and they certainly steadied the ship with some nice shots. Ging gang then drove by Terry straight at hi, out came Ghandi`s flip-flop and the ball went straight up into the side of the powers head at some speed.
(OOOCCCH) it looked and sounded very painful and the power lost his power temporarily as Ghandi`s flip flop caused carnage on the battlefield. Medics were called and the power refused to go off even with chipped tooth and headache.
Ganguly was visually getting more wound up and bowled a chest height beamer at the Screwdriver and was hooked a way to the Boundary for 4 peices of Gold Teeth.
The umpa had a quick word with the back chatting Ganguly and his next delivery was a bouncer which went over Phillips`s head and was hooked over the boundary for 6 of your finest silver Nicknocks.
The score at this stage was 105-7.
Old Xaversians captain was bowling spin at the other end claimed a very important wicket in that of Terry Phillips who had a great knock of around 35.
He was quickly followed by the power who drove to mid offs throat. The score now was 112-9 and the pressure was on.
Bigfoot Benbers and my good self were at the crease and I was told to enjoy myself as ever.
I had 5 balls of Ganguly to face and it was a case of survival as the run rate was less then 2 an over.I managed to hang in there which left benbers to have a go at the Spinner. I only had to face a few balls from the spinner and played one down and I noticed Benbers running towards me I though I better run. luckily the fielder missed the stumps as it would of been Nick night.
This left me on Strike to face Ganaguly which was fine.
We got to 120-9 needing 3 to win so they brought their Fielders in which delighted Captain Benbow as his came plan was to smash our way to victory and he did so smashing the ball to deep mid on and winning the game for us.
Get in there.
There was after match entertainment at the Sary till the 4am marker and celebrity wrestling and pro drink throwers.
thats Entertainment value at its 2 for 1 special offers very best.
The 2nd team had a delightful win at Bretherton Bowling them out for 95 with 4 wickwocks from Dj Paddywack and 3 due wickwocks from Nosey.
The Great Pendo, J Hall JNR, Will the Mamba Rimmer and the NAvigator saw the boys home and snaffled 20 points, excellent.
Check
Raise
All in
The reverend Hill came 2nd in the Trinity Poker Challenge and he is in line for a return to the crease next weekend so there are no more tickets available to the ground but if you are lucky there may be a few on E-bay.
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Originally Posted by JohntyRhodes
The Statue head and the American Footballer are the hardest.
I will give Bonus points if you can get those.
The Great Pendo = Statue Head
John Hall Jnr = American Footballer
How do I know? Robert "Bob the Pole" Warzycha told me in a dream........I woke up with a moustache stuck to my eyelid.
Elementary...........Elementary.........
Once the Game is Over, The King and the Pawn go back in the same box - Ebeneezer
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Marvellous u must be a fruit Loop to get those
Well done Rat Boy, excellent work I am hugely Impressed. Thought the American Footballer would bunckle everybody. But not You and your Jabba Wocki shot by a Sniper.
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Still 2 photos to identify anyone got any ideas?
Cannot beleive you cannot get these 2.
Come on England, Get your big Gangley Goliath fired up and start playing with Bouncy balls, Injure a few more of the Bushbabies and the Ashes are coming back to sit with my late Great Grand Mother. Rat boy still cannot work out how u got Pendo the Great so quick?
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Originally Posted by JohntyRhodes
Cannot beleive you cannot get these 2.
Come on England, Get your big Gangley Goliath fired up and start playing with Bouncy balls, Injure a few more of the Bushbabies and the Ashes are coming back to sit with my late Great Grand Mother. Rat boy still cannot work out how u got Pendo the Great so quick?
Above:
The irreverent Jonty Rhodes.........
Followed by......the one and only........Dobbo.
I will reveal the secret of my success shortly...........
Once the Game is Over, The King and the Pawn go back in the same box - Ebeneezer
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Need to know your secret ratboy. Slippery....slippery...dont blame it on the sunshine... pogo sticks and jellied eels eek I saw a mouse.
keep it real ratty
More pics jonty....i'm starting to get into my stride pattern!!!!
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Rhodeseo, Rhodeseo, wherefore art though rhodeseo.......
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get these ratboy you cheat
i know where your power comes from, ties these for size:
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