Well a few of the lads have already decided on a career change, with Wareing and Moran opting for the the Priesthood and Short making his debut on Broadway later this week

There will be a free bar at the Rookery on Friday night for all skint postman who are about to go on strike. You are reminded to bring your union card with you.

Originally Posted by special one

There will be a free bar at the Rookery on Friday night for all skint postman who are about to go on strike. You are reminded to bring your union card with you.

Union card or new Mercedes?

Rushton,your f****** out of order,Southport Trinity presentation night and another NO SHOW ,you went to Hesketh Bank's instead,but told everyone you were working,you aint got a day's work in you

Im so glad your hanging up your boot's,about time,40 years to late,i wish the new manager all the best,i dont think he'll need it though,he's only following a misfit that couln't even play football .

Back to the presentation night and for those of us who could make it what a great night it was,congratulations to the first and second team on their season's and thank's to Rushton for winning **** all!

Well done to Sperrin on his two awards though he did look a bit embarressed when he collected them cause his false tan had started to run down his face

Well done also Vidall,top goal scorer,my arse! the amount he actually claimed and scored are two completely different figures

Mrs Moran should be congatulated on winning the Clubman of the year award sponsored by The POW Hotel and also the best outfit on the night,i think he borrowed it off Britney Spears,mind you it got him a lot off attention at a certain bar in town but you'll have to ask him about that

As for me well im hanging up my boot's as well,ive got what ive wanted all season,Rushton out,i wish you all the best for next season and i wont be posting anymore messages on this site,

All the best,

Mr A.Grape.

Mr Grape, although I can't agree with your constant sniping at Rushton, I do have to agree with you on this occasion. He seems to find time off work when it suits him, football matches, Hesketh Bank or Southport Amatures fund raisers, funerals etc, but can't be bothered to turn up to pay a little bit of respect to those brave soldiers who have made him what he is today! No wonder there was a coup de gras!
Did Mrs Moran have the leather outfit on again or was Vidal looking for a bit of business sorting out split ends in your new haunt?
How come the three little pigs new who Grumpy meant?
The Gaffa didn't miss the do because of his normal work committments, he has a secret life after dark which was only stumbled upon last night!

the whole thing Rushton thing stinks,let the new regime begin

the chicks will be flocking back to see fat nick in his cylce shorts once again,new blood is required to bring success back to the home of the rook

What a shambles that was, can't agree more with all the others who have slagged the Gaffer off, working....my arse, he was spotted on the 3rd green at Royal Birkdale taking light refreshments at 8.45pm
It must be said that he was not the only one missing the rest also deserved to named and shamed.

Smyth
Clark
Morley
Raistrick
Young jnr
Wareing
Camp-Bell
Morris.

Well done to Will Sperrin and Barry Short on there awards, but what is next for Mrs Moran as he picked up the dreaded clubman of the year. he recieved this award mainly for his hospitality shown towards officials after the each match had finished, even going to such fine detail as to set the shower temperature for them and to wait until they'd finished, just in case of a fluctuation in water pressure occured, he would be on hand to adjust any knobs that needed it.

Glad you all had a shite night at that Rookery dive. All the lads that didn't turn up were here at Dougies Bar, Southport's leading night spot, we had beer at 1985 prices, a couple of daytrippers, all you can eat buffet and a lock in after the Gaffa got back from Royal Birkdale.
We had our very own talent contest as well, which was won by the fat photographer, with his beer balancing act.

Hope to see you all next season

The golf day is off on Friday, the clerk of the muni has just read about the skipper antics and does not want to be associated with the rookery club

A whip round and a day tripper may pursuade him to change his mind though

Originally Posted by Skipster

The golf day is off on Friday, the clerk of the muni has just read about the skipper antics and does not want to be associated with the rookery club

A whip round and a day tripper may pursuade him to change his mind though

Our kid cant play golf this week,Sandy the lion said so last weekend,hes got to sort out his PC,its also great news that its off,he can now plan his wedding and pass his driving test

Originally Posted by All Rounder

Rupert Morley is found safe and well

TNF have just learn that he was spotted at Old Trafford looking for a Dwight replacement on Friday

There is something about Morley that disturbs me and our kid,he is definately not all there

Originally Posted by Statler&Waldorf

Our kid cant play golf this week,Sandy the lion said so last weekend,hes got to sort out his PC,its also great news that its off,he can now plan his wedding and pass his driving test

Which one of you balcony boy's is that sat at the P.C, i'll bet it's Statler, cos the last time I saw Waldorf he still had his Terry Mac perm and was getting down and dirty on the dance floor to a number from The Drifters at one of Follies Western soul nights

Listen, its not often we see a hot chick like you around these parts, especially one who keeps herself in trim like you. We are always looking for new lap dancers at Dougies Bar, I mentioned to the Tard sisters about setting you up with an audition, and May-Kit said she'd love to give you one herself Even maybe a double act with resident tranny Bessie possibly!!!

Don't forget Orange Lodge day tomorrow, all ale half price, so why not watch Mrs Moran and the Gaffa lead the parade past the bar at 3.15

I'm looking forward to LOL night at Dougie's tomorrow. Hopefully The Gaffa & Mrs Moran will once again treat us to a sparkling rendition of the old 12th July favourite "The Gash My Father Saw", it brought tears to the photographers eyes last year!!
There could also be some "flute" playing & lots of banging at The POW later on in the evening but I don't think the Orangemen will have anything to do with that!
Put some knickers on Stadler before you velcro yourself to that stool!!

Just got back from Dougies Lodge lock in,what a session we somehow ended up in Belfast down the shankill road after drinking a jug of dougs dog dangler,what a refreshing taste it had,may go back for more at xmas