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  1. #706
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    FORMAL REQUEST FROM THE BLACK BOOK COUNCIL

    WILL POSTER NAMED STUPOT PLEASE REPORT TO THE HOME OF THE BLACKBOOK FOR SIGNATORY TRAINING.

    THE BLACK BOOK OFFICE OPENS AT 1OAM MON TO FRI,

    STUPOT HAS BEEN ASSIGNED steftabron AS HIS PERSONAL TRAINEE.

    PHOTOGRAPHS IS MANDATORY, SO PLEASE WEAR A CLEAN SHIRT AND A TIE IS COMPULSORY. SHOES, SOCK AND TROUSERS ARE NOT AN ISSUE AS PHOTOGRAPHS ARE FROM THE WAIST UP. A STOOL IS SUPPLIED FOR POSTERS UNDER 4FT 10 INS TALL. PERSONAL HYGENE BECAME AN ISSUE DURING THE BLACK BOOK BOARD MEETING TO DAY, BUT I AM SURE THAT THAT IS NOT AN ISSUE AS I HAVE MET STUPOT ON MANY OCCASIONS. ALL COPYRIGHTS ARE HELD BY THE BLACK BOOK COMPANY AND CANNOT BE COPIED WITH OUT ACCEPTING THE OFFER TO BACK QLOCAL POSTERS LOCKED OUT OF PUBLICLY ORGANISED SPORTS EVENTS. OR BY REGISTERING AT THE MEAT PIE MEET, LAST THURSDAY ON THE MONTH.
    THIS MONTHS PIE OF THE MONTH IS RABBIT PIE.





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    stupot - report to base and advise
    Old enough to know better but young enough not to care

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    Quote Originally Posted by steftabron View Post
    stupot - report to base and advise
    Nothing less than Kelly Brook as a personal trainee will make me step outside my front door.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stupot View Post
    Nothing less than Kelly Brook as a personal trainee will make me step outside my front door.....
    what about a buck tooth rabbit

    a cuddly buck tooth rabbit


    a cuddly buck tooth rabbit in Walton




    The cards are in your hands, but the black book is in mine and could go on tour and visit you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanman View Post
    The cards are in your hands, but the black book is in mine and could go on tour and visit you.
    bit cheeky Vanman. Inviting yourself round for tea and biscuits
    Old enough to know better but young enough not to care

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    Quote Originally Posted by steftabron View Post
    bit cheeky Vanman. Inviting yourself round for tea and biscuits
    why don't you take the black book around
    and you can TAKE THE BISCUIT

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    Quote Originally Posted by theantiquesman View Post
    why don't you take the black book around
    and you can TAKE THE BISCUIT
    i can't go round to a strange man's house! was taught not to!
    I mean strange houses
    Old enough to know better but young enough not to care

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    Quote Originally Posted by steftabron View Post
    i can't go round to a strange man's house! was taught not to!
    I mean strange houses
    I was once warned about women of a certain age......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stupot View Post
    I was once warned about women of a certain age......
    Rinsers ?
    Old enough to know better but young enough not to care

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    Quote Originally Posted by steftabron View Post
    Rinsers ?
    Phyllosaners...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stupot View Post
    Phyllosaners...
    googled that , never heard of it, got quiche?
    Old enough to know better but young enough not to care

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    Quote Originally Posted by steftabron View Post
    googled that , never heard of it, got quiche?
    Think about it.....

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    Stupot Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by steftabron View Post
    googled that , never heard of it, got quiche?
    steftbron....... stuepot has signed up to his first literate class in Vanglish

    here is stupot in deep conversation about fortifying the over forties




    come on stupot sign up.
    you are only write once

    or should i say you only live once





    I like this, there is something about this I like.


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    Quote Originally Posted by theantiquesman View Post
    ah. I see now. Thank you
    Old enough to know better but young enough not to care

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