Officers patrolling Lexton Drive at 0340 hrs today arrested a 49 year old local male for vehicle interference. Please keep vehicles locked.If its on show it will go.

'Interfering with vehicles?' I am appalled and disgusted by this behaviour, is no orifice safe from these sick perverts? I swear to god if anybody touches my cute little Citroen C5 there will be blood, if anyone touches her sleek curves and coquettish little boot I will be justifiably annoyed. Should anyone even approach her pristine exhaust I will be blimmin furious.

I can't help thinking that young people would be far less pent up and frustrated if there were more cycle lanes allowing them to run off some steam when the sap is rising

Why male?

Either an adult or a child.

Man or boy.

my ex lives on lexton drive. i knew he was dodgy.

that pic is not lexton drive